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Welcome to My Life. Lets see where I end up in this crazy World.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK

yanapieceofme:


Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE